![]() Other lovely early pregnancy symptoms I experienced immediately were having to pee every 30 seconds, mild-to-medium narcolepsy, and some seriously weird food aversions/cravings. Morning sickness? More like all-day sickness! ![]() He also banished raw onions from the house, scrubbed out the bathroom and kitchen to eliminate odors, took the trash out, and walked the dog so I wouldn’t have to deal with poop patrol. British Boy, while grossed out that I was puking all the time, tried hard to be supportive-bringing me soda crackers, ginger ale, and bananas (according to the interwebs, these are supposed to help with nausea). It should be called “all day and night sickness.” Like it was timed to an old-fashioned watch movement, my morning sickness started spot on the very first day of my fourth week of pregnancy. Week 4: The term “morning sickness” is a joke. (As I write this, dear Geeky Pregnancy Diary, he is laying on my lap.) I guess that in such I told him I was pregnant, too. After this was completed, he started following me around more than normal and insisting on laying on or near my stomach at all times. ![]() He would sniff one area of my body (arm, leg, stomach) and then look at me. I think my hormones must have also completely kicked in this week, as during this conversation my dog Max spent about 20 minutes sniffing me. What do you think we should do? Do you want to have the baby?” Mom, we can haz baby? Photo by Kate Kotler “Well, while this is an unexpected turn of events, I like the idea of being a dad. “I am indeed pregnant.”Īnd, god bless him, in that moment British Boy proved I was right in suspecting that he was the very best person in the world and quite deserving of being my favorite person. “I assure you I am not the type of person to think handing you a positive pregnancy test would be a funny practical joke,” I answered. It took him a minute to register what I’d handed him and the look of shock on his face was pretty amusing. Though shocked that I was “ up the duff” (as my British boyfriend and baby daddy would say), my mind became instantly clear: I was having this baby. The blue lines showed up in less than 30 seconds. (Ha ha, how wrong was that?) However, upon discovering my period was nearly a week late, I decided to be safe and take a pregnancy test. The month before I had similar symptoms and at a doctor’s visit was told that at “nearly 40” that likely I was experiencing early signs of menopause. I had spent the previous week feeling nauseous, crampy, and exhausted. Week 3: Early on a Saturday morning, I peed on a stick and my life changed forever. Pregnancy, especially early pregnancy, especially when you’re older than 35, sucks balls. Because, as I’m sure all of you know already, the “glow” and good feelings that we are told come with expecting a child are complete and total horse hooey. Little did I know, it would be the last time for nine + months that I felt… well… good. Little did the British Boy and I know, we were busy cooking up a baby. That boggles my mind, yet is so scientific that it’s sensible at the same time. (That’s science, hnnng!) So for the first two weeks of my pregnancy I wasn’t even pregnant. Weeks 1-2: According to medical type people, a pregnancy starts before you’re even pregnant, on the first day of your last regular menstrual cycle. More tracks like F.O.O.I am Kate Kotler and I am a geek and a writer and I am soon to be a geek mom.Playlists containing F.O.O.L & Laura Brehm - Waking Up.Users who reposted F.O.O.L & Laura Brehm - Waking Up.Users who like F.O.O.L & Laura Brehm - Waking Up.Get it Laura! Buy F.O.O.L & Laura Brehm - Waking Up When Laura drops a track you know it's going to be out of this world no matter what, you killed it as usually doll xoxo Comment by White Monster The song os amazing and Laura Brehm is a great Singer. It makes my savage spirit grow Comment by Spaceship Earth ![]() I feel synthwave vives, hope you do more of this genre Comment by Interprimer This is giving me shivers, stunning vocals :) Comment by Serkan Aslan Licensing: Electronic Comment by Asmodeus Tasty Music Usage Policy for independent content creators and their User-generated content for YouTube & Twitch: work/tastymusic
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